This is a parody I came up with years ago when I worked in tech full-time.

(Male)- Hi, Network-Girl!
– Hi, Ken!
(Male)-I wanna go for a ride
– Sure, Ken! Click in!

I’m a Network girl in a Networked world
Light in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can connect there, as packets go everywhere
Implementation, routes are my creation
(Male) Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

I’m a young switched girl in a layered world
Look me up, click it right, I’m your technology
(Male)You’re my god, rock’n’roll, feel the converging and strain
Take me here, connect me there, give me the IP

I’m a Network girl in a networked world
Light in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can connect there, while packets go everywhere
Implementation, routes are my creation
(Male) Come on Barbie, let’s go party!

You can click, you can play
When you say: “I’m always up”, ooh wow

I’m a Network girl in a Networked world
Light in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can connect there, as packets go everywhere
Implementation, routes are my creation
(Male) Come on, let’s go party!
Ah ah ah yeah
Come on, let’s go party!
Ooh wow, ooh wow

Make them cache, make them flash, I do whatever I please
I can disable the route, you’ll beg on your knees
(Male)Come log in, be my friend, let me see it again
Hit the porn, click around, it’s my fantasy

You can click, you can play
If you say: “I’m always there”

You can click, you can play
If you stay in underwear

I’m a Network girl in a Networked world
Light in plastic, it’s fantastic
You can connect there, as packets go everywhere
Implementation, routes are my creation
(Male) Come on BGP, let’s go party!

– Oh Ken, you’re having so much fun!
– Well Barbie, I’m just gettin’ started
– Oh, you perv Ken!