Here they are….the parody lyrics I wrote years ago for the song “Barbie Girl” by Aqua

(Male)- Hi, Network-Girl!
- Hi, Ken! 
(Male)-I wanna go for a ride 
- Sure, Ken! Click in! 

I'm a Network girl in a Networked world 
Light in plastic, it's fantastic 
You can connect there, as packets go everywhere 
Implementation, routes are my creation
(Male) Come on IP, let's go party! 

I'm a young switched girl in a layered world 
Look me up, click it right, I'm your technology 
(Male)You're my god, rock'n'roll, feel the converging and strain 
Take me here, connect me there, give me the IP 

I'm a Network girl in a networked world 
Light in plastic, it's fantastic 
You can connect there, while packets go everywhere 
Implementation, routes are my creation 
(Male) Come on IP, let's go party! 

You can click, you can play 
When you say: "I'm always up", ooh wow 

I'm a Network girl in a Networked world 
Light in plastic, it's fantastic 
You can connect there, as packets go everywhere 
Implementation, routes are my creation
(Male) Come on IP, let's go party! 
Ah ah ah yeah 
Come on IP, let's go party! 
Ooh wow, ooh wow 

Make them cache, make them flash, I do whatever I please 
I can disable the route, you'll beg on your knees 
(Male)Come log in, be my friend, let me see it again 
Hit the porn, click around, it's my fantasy 

You can click, you can play 
If you say: "I'm always there" 

You can click, you can play 
If you stay in underwear 

I'm a Network girl in a Networked world 
Light in plastic, it's fantastic 
You can connect there, as packets go everywhere 
Implementation, routes are my creation
(Male) Come on IP, let's go party!

- Oh Ken, you're having so much fun! 
- Well IP, I'm just gettin' started 
- Oh, you perv Ken!

Fun side note: the featured image is artwork I created for Barbie and Midge: our Ford F150 and EarthRoamer (respectively) here at the ranch. The placards are displayed in their windows/dashboards when the two travel to races with the BDR team.