I was doing some file system tidying and came across this odd thing I wrote a few years ago and never did anything with.

• A is Canadian,
• B’s buzz,
• C’s are sailed upon,
• D is a river when la or da aren’t around,
• E runs away,
• F that.
• G is mildly surprised,
• H comes before beauty,
• I agrees.
• Js are noisy birds,
• K is a little alright,
• L is a French girl,
• M tastes good,
• N is powerful to a degree,
• O is quite surprised,
• P happens when you have too much T.
• Q is next in line,
• R is growled, usually by pirates and dogs,
• S comes from plutonium,
• T is best with jam and bread,
• U’s only say bah.
• V looks better in a crewneck,
• W’s are conjoined sheep,
• X’s are what you want to avoid talking about on a first date,
• Y ….because
• Z* is dead but only in the UK and Australia